A Page With No Theme

UPDATED 9-1-00

Hi, I'm Jecca.

IF YOU ARE YELENA YEMCHUK, "CHRISTINE", CHRIS, TIM ALLEN, BOB SAGET, CHUCK NORRIS, BRITNEY SPEARS, or MAJANDRA DELFINO (you garlic-eating baby factory), GET OFF MY SITE. YOU SICKOS MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT.
Hi. This website is about random things. I don't even know why I have it. Seriously, I am just bored. But you'll probably find something interesting in here if you love KiTH and Smashing Pumpkins, hate Yelena Yemchuk, and other nasty women, and well, just look around. I'm not good at writing these things.
You can read some of me and Aaron's unfinished, never will be finished because we are too lazy, still in fetal stage stories here, at our crappy, yet semi-functional stories site.

NEWSFLASH: I'M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD! ...more on this in the news section

Quote and message that will never change because it won't let me

SIGN THE GUESTBOOK!!

HEY HEY HEY! I UPDATED THE SITE!Sorry this sounds like an advertising plot, but watch NEW EPISODES of Strangers With Candy and Upright Citizens Brigade on Comedy Central Mondays from 10-11pm. Also, did I mention the Kids in the Hall tour? Buy your tickets now! I should get paid for this.
I have seen the Kids live, and all is well...

"Hey Dix, 'sup bitch?"

11-13-99...this whole page has been updated, except the pictures. So check out the updates!

Also, I got a new guestbook. For the love of god, sign it. You know you want to. I finally got a good one, so please, if you've already signed, do it again.

A question to answer when you sign the guestbook: What would your biographer say about you?

Readmy Dreambook! Signmy Dreambook!