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Heads - Ups
What's Happening in the Slums of MotownLAST UPDATED: 6.17.00 As new stuff comes in, it will be in different colors.
Monkeybone Fever Update: 2.26.00 In school we are going to watch Glory, a Matthew Broderick movie. I have pretty much concluded that the entire staff of my school, especially my Jeff Goldblum-loving science teacher, wants me to die from seizuring. Also, I ordered the Wrong Guy, Dave's movie, and Tavie tells me there's a scene where he has only a towel wrapped around his waist. And I just got Bruce McCulloch's "Shame Based Man" in the mail. I am doomed. There is no way I can survive seeing Dave in only a towel. ...More Monkeybone fever updates as the story unfolds...
MONKEYBONE FEVER UPDATE: 6.17.00Monkeybone is approaching release...slowly, painfully, but surely. November 3rd, my friends...also, I got the Wrong Guy, AND WOAH DAVE IS HOT (half) NAKED!!! ACCCK! Ok, ok, also, I didn't even seizure when I met Billy. It wsa a miracle...beyond seizure. Woah. Woah...
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2-26-00...***UPDATED***
On April 28th, 2000, something I never thought would happen did. I not only saw the "rawkingest" (don't ask) band live, FRONT ROW, but I met the godly Billy Corgan. And touched him. Woah.
Ok, so here's the story:
My aunt took me and my two cousins, Steven and Andrew, to the Patriot Center (where the concert was being held) at around 3. The concert started at 8 (supposedly, but it really started around 8:40)and the doors would open at 6. There were already a few people there (some had even camped out). I sat there and waited for about an hour and a half, talking to some fans. Then I got really bored and went for a walk. Thank god I did. I went up to a ledge, where a girl was watching a small crowd below. I looked down, too, and there was a tall guy in a black outfit, talking to some people by the tour busses. I knew it was Billy. "Is that him?" I asked the girl. She said she thought it was, but was too nervous to go down to make sure. I started shaking really hard, but ran as fast as my numb legs could take me down to Billy. I almost fell down a stone stairway, but when I finally made it to the crowd, there he was...Billy. Just talking to some people like a normal guy. But it felt surreal. I stood there, from about 12 feet away, and watched in awe. I talked to some people, and I almost fell because I was shaking so hard. After a few minutes, I realized I had to talk to him before he went back in, so I made my way to the front of the crowd, with the help of some guys. I didn't know what to say to him, so I screamed "Billy" to get his attention. Then when he looked at me (!!!)I commented on the Letterman performance the night before. That got a conversation going. And I think I actually made him laugh, with something I said about Letterman being a boring old bastard. So then he reached out, and I shook, well, kind of just rubbed his hand. His fingers are really long and soft and I felt like if I held his hand too hard, it would break. Then I stepped back (I was like 1 foot away from him) and watched him talk to some other people. He smelled like soap, and he was wearing a black sweater and slinky black pants. Woah, he looked good...he has really beautiful eyes. And he speaks very well, man, he radiates intelligence. Ok, anyway, soon, he said they needed him for a sound check and had to go. He waved goodbye to everyone, and in return, everyone stared in awe as he turned around and walked away. I, like an idiot, did not bring a camera because I knew it would be confescated. So I asked this guy to send me some pictures, and gave him my address...and he of course did NOT send them to me...(if you are reading this...you know who you are...send me the god damn pictures!!!).
Now for the concert itself. I waited in line after that, stunned. To pass the time, I talked to some fans (incidentally, one was canadian). After what seemed like days, they opened the doors, and my aunt, cousins and I ran like mad to find a good spot. And we did, fourth row. But when everyone started standing up, I fought my way to front row, befriended some guys and girls there, and grabbed onto the bar.
The concert started late, but it was well worth the wait. They opened up with kind of a monologue set to music, and a new song. I don't exactly remember the order of the set, but they played a good variety of old, new, and unreleased stuff, and they did a damn good job of performing it. I was right in front of James, like maybe 5 feet away. He looked real "kool" in his white suit, with a black shirt underneath. Billy was wearing a wraparound leather galtier (or however you spell it) and well, black black black as usual. I don't really give a damn what melissa was wearing, I looked at her maybe once, when someone threw a shoe at her (that hit her bass, and billy laughed). Jimmy set up some drums right in front of me at one point, to do some jammy type thing with billy. I screamed "JIMMY HAS BIG ARMS" and billy smiled and said "yeah". So that's my contact story. They played tonight tonight and blew away, and so much more...and stand inside your love was awesome. The show was 2 and a half hours long or more, and at the end I almost caught Billy's guitar pick...but the guy next to me did. I was about to beat him up for it, but I figured "i already met him". By the end of the night, all of my new concert friends and I were bruised and sweaty, and I was dying to make mad love to Billy...maybe next time...
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SMASHING PUMPKINS LIVE/MEETING BILLY CORGAN
Special Mikey Sextion: ***UPDATED***Mikey and I have a special friend whom we adopted from Sally Struthers for just pennies a day. His name is Maliko and he comes from the CFA (Central Field of Africa). He's just plain starving. His hobbies are eating dirt, vomiting blood, and carrying around clay pots. Mikey and I adore him. That's why we keep him on the verge of death. It's just a beautiful thing. And Mikey is the next Hugh Heffner, he "has the life of a dildo with a pulse". I'd say he's the horniest guy I know. We'd make a good team. Not that kind of team, but now that you mention it.."if only our problems could be solved in the bedroom..."..Also, Mikey made up the fatass transsexual Queen of Hearts in Alice and Alan in Wonderland. ALL HAIL KING MIKEY! Mikey updates: Mikey is now the editor of Dead Heat Magazine: Whores from beyond the grave, the magazine for gentlemen who love their women blonde...and dead. MIKEY UPDATE #2...12-15-99. I thought Michael's hockey team was at the ice skating rink when I was there, but then I realized the players were too old for him to be on the team. Just thought you micht want to know. MIKEY UPDATE #3: Mikey had a bad millenium. He spent it with nasty rednecks and Simon flipped off Mikey's mom. MIKEY UPDATE#4: I found Mikey's EuroDisney Donald Duck cum scoop. He was thrilled!
MIKEY UPDATE #5: Damn he has a hard body! Candace saw him at the gym the other day. Yay for built mikey!
Note from Michael: RATM and BEASTIE BOYS KICK @$$!!! |
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Maliko and Mikey: It's a Love Thing
I met Billy. Read the article. School's over, and I'm really bored, but really happy...I think Gloom came back to Hungary, I'm not sure. Um, I'll probably actually update the story site before I go to camp (in a few days), because I have...more stories. I'll try to fix it guys, really. I'm sorry it's such a piece of shit. And I'd like to thank Eric with a "c" for telling me and my mental(clinically, lol) friends all those stories.
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News from the ghetto. ***UPDATED***
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6.17.00>Well guys, what was left of the WMC is now defunct. We are out of SMS, and away from Whitty. It was a good, if not trying, 2 years with the mouse, and I'd like to thank all of the members of both my ESP years for the memories. I have no time and hardly the desire to do a WMC memory page...so...there it is. We'll see what happens next year. 
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WMC News - ***UPDATED***
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